Yep. They’ve got me pegged.

Link to this article: http://ironwynch.com/scrolls/Dzx0y

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone’s existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you’re boring, and when you’re not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I’m still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN’T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class–your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can’t see it–the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we’ll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

*

*

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at OkCupid

Link to this article: http://ironwynch.com/scrolls/Dzx0y

4 Comments:

  1. I love those little personality tests! I did a few that I found and put them on my blog in the past; I’m going to try a couple of the ones you have found here and post my results also.

    Do you know where any more of them are?

  2. This one, I did at OKCupid tests:
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests

    By the way, it is a pretty good dating site. Whatever algorithm they use there ends up knowing you better than you know yourself, and every guy I’ve dated from there has been a very good match, but the relationships either stayed or went platonic for either practical or age reasons.

    I met Goodytang (the SuperJew of Jewish Jewnessity) through OKCupid. The only real problem with him is that he moved to Germany. He’s much younger than me, and for ethical reasons, I couldn’t see myself sucking up his youth, so I told him to get a girlfriend.

    The machine was right though. We’re a solid match. He is very close to his culture, but man enough that he’s not threatened by dating someone from a different culture. He’s a gentleman, but not a wuss.

    He comes to Israel once or twice a year, and visits Haifa when he can. It’s always good to see him. 🙂

    So, if you filter for age, your chances are pretty good of finding someone you at least get along with well.

  3. I knew a few of you Hand-Raisers in school!

    Love how brutally honest this test is. I am a Haughty Intellectual – oh so painfully true!

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.