Wow… just wow. I stumbled on this review because I clicked on that funny meme googling (yeah the meme is pretty funny).
But your review… woman, feminists… whatever.
You are over analyzing things to the point that I have to ask myself is there anything in the world that you enjoy doing?

The main characters of the movie are black man and a white woman, and they are positive characters. Yes the black guy is a storm-trooper, yes he was a plumber, but look at that from the bright side, this was his first action, he refused to kill anyone, he took a risk saved a rebel and escaped.
I see a good likeable character here (the character is well liked and accepted by the community, even though I have to admit, it was kinda weird seeing a black stormtrooper, empire is kinda… space-nazy-thing, it would also be weird to see a black nazy in WW2).
And what you see is a black nazy plumber who just wants to fuck a white girl.

Pale Orphan Girl, well she is a orphan, and she likes technology. So yeah I guess she would see a father figure in Solo. I grew up without a father, I like technology, and I saw a father figure in a mechanic who was also a drunk.
Kids do that.

Kylo… well his mother and father split up after he joined the dark force (became the emo drag queen)… so he is a product of father-mother family.

The only problem with this movie is that you watched it wearing your feminist glasses. And you obviously missed the fun because the movie is… I felt like a kid watching it and laughed like one the whole time.

Please, do yourself a favor and remove those glasses from time to time.
You just may find out that the world is a good place to live, and movies are fun.