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The Amazing Exploding Fatass

Well, how ever weird this month has been, it must have done something good. Yesterday morning, my workout exploded.  It’s like I can’t stop moving.  There was the workout, work, posting a bit, working some more, then working out some more.  I feel like myself again.  Hopefully soon I’ll look like myself again too.  It’s a…

Cuckoo For My Cocoa Puffs

Seems Vegeta is not suicidal, just socially retarded.  He wanted back in.  Not only did he want back in, but thought he had a chance of getting there without doing anything to win back my trust and respect.  I tried to keep it light.  I really did. He is so ashamed of me that he…

Twilight Zone

You know those television shows where weird stuff happens, and the main character eventually figures out that they’re dead, in a box of animated dolls, or on a spaceship? Well, at the moment, I’m looking over my shoulder for large ant-like creatures with notepads or something.  I just got a call from Vegeta, the stealth…

SMS Slam of the Day: Confidence

Him: :: blank sms :: Me: :: no answer :: Him: Faded away? Me: Neither you nor any of the other lightweights here could fade me. Him: Lightweight? Me? Getting confident I see… Me: The weak are confident.  The strong are qualified. Heh heh heh. It’s been about a year since the refrigerator kiss.  Since…

Spring Has Sprung

As if they could smell my estrogen in the air (or are reading my blog), my former bitches and cars (catch-and-release) have started lining up.  I’m not sure what they think they’re going to get out of this.  If they thought I was good enough for them, they’d still be here. It’s just kind of baffling.  Even…

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