This Vibrator Explains A Lot

This Vibrator Looks Like An Electric Toothbrush From Hell And Promises ‘Third-Level’ Orgasms | Elite Daily.

OUCH!!!

Dudes.  I understand that when you meet a girl who seems like she’s been ridden on the Tour de Pants, you might have to use a bit of extra elbow grease to get things going, but not all of us are dead inside.

The fact that this vibrator exists means that G-spot fatigue has become common enough that the back of some women’s bladders must feel like the toe of a combat boot.  So I don’t take it personally.  I’m just letting you know that this is not an all women thing.  The woman who needs this needs to take a break from penetration and wear the sticky silicone pads on her clitoris for at least two months.  I don’t see how getting a “better” vibrator is the solution to her problem.

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