This Vibrator Explains A Lot

This Vibrator Looks Like An Electric Toothbrush From Hell And Promises ‘Third-Level’ Orgasms | Elite Daily.

OUCH!!!

Dudes.  I understand that when you meet a girl who seems like she’s been ridden on the Tour de Pants, you might have to use a bit of extra elbow grease to get things going, but not all of us are dead inside.

The fact that this vibrator exists means that G-spot fatigue has become common enough that the back of some women’s bladders must feel like the toe of a combat boot.  So I don’t take it personally.  I’m just letting you know that this is not an all women thing.  The woman who needs this needs to take a break from penetration and wear the sticky silicone pads on her clitoris for at least two months.  I don’t see how getting a “better” vibrator is the solution to her problem.

IronWynch

My pronouns are whatever you're comfortable with as long as you speak to me with respect. I'm an Afruikan and Iswa refugee living in Canaan. That's African American expat in Israel in Normalian. I build websites, make art, and assist people in exercising their spirituality. I'm also the king of an ile, Baalat Teva, a group of African spirituality adherents here. Feel free to contact me if you are in need of my services or just want to chat.

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