This Vibrator Looks Like An Electric Toothbrush From Hell And Promises ‘Third-Level’ Orgasms | Elite Daily. OUCH!!! Dudes. I understand that when you meet a girl who seems like she’s been ridden on the Tour de Pants, you might have to use a bit of extra elbow grease to get things going, but not all…
At some point in my dating life in Israel, I noticed a pattern. I’d meet a guy, and things would go well. Eventually we’d end up in bed. I could tell from the fact that I needed to explain to them that they didn’t need to punch me in the cunt or tear my nipples…
Well, it’s that time. I’ve reached the 200 lbs. (down from 297) goalpost, and still have ideally, 90 more to lose, but realistically, 60-70 would be nice. Has it been easy? Well, actually kind of yes. Once I knew how to eat, within about 2 and a half years, my body regulated how much by…
After taking some time to absorb the new wisdom from Diva, I tested some of it in the field. I have been on dates with a variety of men, since then. So that you understand my aesthetic with non African men, since my fetish is for Santa-likeness, I have developed the fantasy to imagine what…
This is an entry by Carmi Pearl to a contest to make the best Doritos commercial. It didn’t win, but it was funny, and I’m in it. …
A bad woman can drag a man to hell without blinking in remorse. A good woman however, is worth more than gold. This is why men will give cash money to one who may not be so good in the traditionally religious sense, but at least gives a little comfort and release. What’s a little…