Fat Status August 2010
I decided to post updates early because aside of losing weight faster now, something weird is happening. I’m developing an ass. Some of you out there will remember me when I was younger. It was okay, but very very square…a back with a crack basically. Now, when one is older, one is supposed to have…
Psychadellic Summer
It has been a great summer. I’ve been walking with Hypatia, losing weight faster as a result, and have gotten over Hannibal. I got a kind of object lesson from reconnecting with an old acquaintance who apparently prefers a certain kind of hoe. So one night, at a pub, I got the visual display of…
Works Out
one day you’ll look back on that moment you could have but didn’t because it just didn’t seem to be worth it so you put the potential on pause one day you’ll look back on your reasons to levy your options against to find they have passed like the seasons and like me they came…
The Kid’s Got Game
Some weeks ago, I saw a cute kid, obviously a soldier, hold two girls in thrall until the “big alpha” showed up. In the dilema between breaking away to greet his friend and chatting up the two girls, it was bros before hoes. Up until that point though, Kahuna and I couldn’t hear what he…
Relax
The past few days since my little epiphany have been strange. Before that, there was an interesting discovery, that Hypatia, one of my favorite people, is Hannibal’s cousin. She’s responsible for the loss of at least two of my latest kilos. The woman doesn’t stop moving, and just about everything we do together involves walking…