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Smell: Another Good Reason to Eat Natural

Unnatural people stink.  They smell like driving by a paint factory next door to a landfill.  So when some people give others a cross look for being fat, I wish they would consider the hell paleo, primal, and ethnic eaters have to contend with whenever they’re within two meters of them or sit on a bus or train surrounded…

It’s Definitely Not Fear

[caption id="attachment_355" align="alignleft" width="225" caption="April 2, 2011 Swimming in my clothes"][/caption] The gloom seems to have been a phase.  Since that day, I seem to be well sorted and strangely more attractive.  Perhaps not sexually so, but sentimentally, which is fine.  Even my dance has shifted a bit.  I was using mostly Arab music, but…

I Win, Damnit

Well, the reports seem to have done the job of fending off Skin.  His girlfriend in Tel Aviv saw the messages, and he had to explain them.  To drive the point home about the dumbfuckery of Moroccan men, I’m making sure to not leave out the part where he says that I should still come…

Streamlined

[sc name="voicefemlower" ][/sc] Well, I’ve done my eating and drinking and will hopefully spend the next few nights hanging out with friends.  I’ll skip the poetry this time around because it’s kinda pointless. Shai took me to the Bear, and we ate well.  I felt a little better after eating their awesome American chicken salad,…

Note to Self: No Loss, No Floss

Update May 26, 2023: DAMN I had internalized a lot of fatphobia back then. What’s weird to me about this looking back is that at this point I was already five years into needing a knee replacement, and just delaying because I figured if I lost some more weight I’d be fine. I was so…

Fat Status August 2010

I decided to post updates early because aside of losing weight faster now, something weird is happening.  I’m developing an ass. Some of you out there will remember me when I was younger.  It was okay, but very very square…a back with a crack basically.  Now, when one is older, one is supposed to have…

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