Smell: Another Good Reason to Eat Natural

Unnatural people stink.  They smell like driving by a paint factory next door to a landfill.  So when some people give others a cross look for being fat, I wish they would consider the hell paleo, primal, and ethnic eaters have to contend with whenever they’re within two meters of them or sit on a bus or train surrounded by people like them.

What’s making them stink is too much sugar (responsible for the yeasty or sour rancid bready smell), vegetable, especially soy oil (dead fishy smell), vanillin, and whatever awful chemical vomit they use to make artificial grape and orange flavoring.  What’s worse is that they put some of this horrible stuff in perfumes that really make matters worse.

Summer is coming.  Please stop eating garbage.

The weather is getting warmer, so people’s smell is really starting to matter.  Since about last year, I’ve been very aware of people’s smell, and perhaps a little retroactively embarassed.  Did I used to smell like that?  How could people stand to be around me then?

Of course I wonder what it must have been like for my exes who ate more traditionally home made food most of the time.  No wonder they didn’t think much of me.  I probably smelled like a raw fish stuffed with Skittles.


My pronouns are whatever you're comfortable with as long as you speak to me with respect. I'm an Afruikan and Iswa refugee living in Canaan. That's African American expat in Israel in Normalian. I build websites, make art, and assist people in exercising their spirituality. I'm also the king of an ile, Baalat Teva, a group of African spirituality adherents here. Feel free to contact me if you are in need of my services or just want to chat.

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