Stuff that’s happened.
Yesterday, I spelled out the game. Now I’m going to make it very clear that I am not playing. If I have to be cruel to someone to keep them, I would rather not. Besides, there are a few guys around who have some damned sense. A few of them are my bros. If a…
[sc name="responsivevoice" ][/sc] Over the past few months, my personal Mrs. Havisham, Diva, has been schooling me on Israeli men. She explained NMS, and this helped me a lot. Now, we’ve moved to practical dating advice, and I am having one of those, “Oh FUCK!” moments. I learned today that, for Israeli standards, I am…
It happens as it always does. You went to sleep, dreamed about something else. You woke up and didn’t miss them anymore. Then your period comes. Men should understand something important about women. We don’t obsess or stay attached unless we, for some reason, want to. We have one or maybe two eggs to either…
[sc name="voicefemlower" ][/sc] Along the lines of personal responsibility, I have to take some for why the thing managed to go as far as it did in the first place. On the first (which was the last) time we were about to do the thing was when he said that crap about heartbreak being something…
On the other side of that madness we call love, since the person I loved didn’t exist, it’s time for strategy. I learned a lot from this past experience. It taught me how to spot a closet feminist and/or male green card whore. Red flags listed in hindsight, for the benefit of other women who…
In all the ruckus of the fake profile, I forgot to mention that I got a sonogram last week, and I am not pregnant, and there are no leftovers if I was. It was a big relief in light of the past month and a half’s events. I had what looked like spotting/implantation bleeding a…